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Judges Say the Darndest Things is a collection of humorous excerpts from legal opinions. Some examples:
If you throw a skunk into the jury box, you can't instruct the jury not to smell it. Dunn v. United States, 307 F.2d 883, 886 (5th Cir. 1962)
To be clearly erroneous, a decision must strike us as … wrong with the force of a five-week-old, unrefrigerated dead fish. Parts And Electric Motors, Inc. v. Sterling Electric, Inc., 866 F.2d 228, 233 (7th Cir. 1988)
We have had patently absurd arguments put forth to this court in the past, but we would be hard pressed to remember one of this magnitude.
State v. Shepler, 141 Ariz. 43, 44, 684 P.2d 924, 925 (Ariz. App. 1984)
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Fred Shackelford Author
Fred Shackelford is the author of The Ticket and Judges Say the Darndest Things.
Reviews of The Ticket
I know it is a reviewer’s cliché, but The Ticket is a page turner. Once I began reading, I couldn’t put it down until I learned the fate of 2, 6, 9, 17, 55, 12. Economists are not great forecasters, but I predict that readers of Shackelford's first novel will demand that he supply more titles in the future.
Kenneth G. Elzinga: aka Marshall Jevons, author of the Henry Spearman mystery novels and Mystery Writers of America Edgar judge for the Best Mystery Novel of the Year
The hunt for the lost lottery ticket is exciting, dangerous, and fun. Fred Shackelford juggles a cast of characters who are resourceful, driven, complex, potentially lethal, and always entertaining. The villain, Channing Booker – the name is a great pun -- is both amusing and frightening in his evil ways. The author works insights about the law into the quick moving plot, and he keeps readers tense about impending dangers. For fans of thrillers and of legal novels, Fred Shackelford artfully marries both genres in this superb début.
John Jebb, author of True Crime: Virginia
The Ticket takes you into the mind of a true sleazebag. Channing Booker wins a jackpot lottery ticket one day and loses it the next. This blunder sets off a captivating chase, keeping the reader guessing at every turn. Fred Shackelford, the author and a keen legal mind himself, weaves obstacles throughout, confronting his protagonist with colorful characters who thwart Channing's progress and confound his oily maneuvers. Channing is a jerk, no doubt; so why do we keep hoping he'll win? Maybe, we want a sequel! Beware! The cunning suspense herein will disrupt your sleep. A breathless read!
Janet Martin, author of The Christmas Swap